I have been hunted down. My blog is infected. It’s now diseased with the need-to-know-my-personality-through-song selection-itis. If you still recall, many blog posts before the Triumivrate and Jonny tried to ask my iPod several intriguing questions, only to get highly hilarious answers in return.
So. In similar fashion, brace yourselves.
1. Will I have a happy life?
‘Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word’, by Ray Charles (…by rule of thumb, quizzes such as these shouldn’t start out so sadly.)
2. What do my friends really think of me?
‘L’autre Valse d’Amélie’, by Yann Tiersen (TRANSLATION: ‘Guilty’. Wuh.)
3. What do people secretly think of me?
‘Threshold of Revelation’, by Thomas Newman (MAJOR NARCISSISTIC MOMENT HERE)
4. How can I be happy?
‘After Midnight’, by Danny Elfman (HAHAHAHA)
5. What should I do with my life?
‘Oceano,’ by Josh Groban (I know. *sniff* Jump off a damn cliff! At least my death, spurned by unrequited love, shall be artistic)
6. Will I ever have children?
‘U Can’t Touch This’, by MC Hammer (Firstly, I’m sorry for possessing the song. Secondly, how am I supposed to react to this??)
7. What is some good advice for me?
‘A Closer Walk With Thee’, by George Lewis And His Ragtime Band (Evidently, God interferes with everything)
8. How will I be remembered?
‘With Heart and Voice’, by David Gillingham (Hopefully!)
9. What is my signature dancing song?
‘Shut Your Eyes’, by Snow Patrol (Clearly I’m not meant for dancefloor kingdomship)
10. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
‘Maps’ by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs (Broken-recorder repetitive, lonely, one-sided love — WTF!)
11. What song will play at my funeral?
‘Proud’, by Heather Small (Well, I suppose, but I don’t think my funeral will be sunshine-yellow or anything as inspirational-morbid)
12. What type of men/women do you like?
‘Halo’, by Beyonce (wuhhhhh. I think this means I hate people in general.)
13. What does next year have in store for you?
‘Valkyrie Missile’, by Angels and Airwaves (KABLOOEY! Hopefully it’ll be a good-kind of explosion)
14. What does your love life look like next year?
‘A Dark Congregation’, by The Hush Sound (Ominous.)
15. What do you say when life gets hard?
‘International Rock Star’, by Stars (Sex, drugs and rock n’ roll — BUT IN A CAR!)
16. What do you think when you get up in the morning?
‘Zombie,’ by The Cranberries (Well, I feel that way)
17. Song that reminds you of your first kiss:
‘The Adventure’, by Angels and Airwaves (We all know it’ll be false.)
18. Your favorite saying:
‘Drink Me Up Hearties’, by Hans Zimmer (Oh, yes, swallow me whole, Zoe Tay-style)
19. Most missed memory:
‘Going To School’, by Yo-Yo Ma (NOT.)
20. What song describe your best friend(s)?
‘Hedwig’s Theme’, by John Williams (NO WONDER)
21. What song describes yourself?
‘Calendar Girl’, by Stars (Aww. There might be a slight accuracy; I can never tell)
22. Where will you be in 10 years?
‘14 Forever,’ by Stars (SEVERE ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT)
23. Your love life right now?
‘Yellow’, by Coldplay (Oh please. I’m part of the anti-lovey dovey squad)
24. What is your state of mind at the moment?
‘Pause The Tragic Ending,’ by Rachael Yamagata (How does my iPod know how this quiz will end?)
25. What is your life’s purpose?
‘Story Continues’, by Patrick Doyle (You mean I’ll find myself saying ‘Let’s move on?’ all the time? So SAD?)
26. What do your parents think of you?
‘Funkytown’, by Lipps Inc. (If only.)
27. What is your life story?
‘Lament’, by Balmorhea (STOPITSTOPTHESCREAMING)
28. What will you dance to at your wedding?
‘The Inn of Sixth Happiness’, by Malcolm Arnold (What a weird wedding it’ll be. Everyone’s invited.)
29. What is your biggest fear?
‘This Land Is Mine,’ by Dido (… I fear being loved. And my body explored. Whoa.)
30. What is your biggest secret?
‘How Could You Believe Me When I Said I Loved You, When You Know I’ve Been A Liar All My Life?’ by Bonnie Langford and Tim Flavin (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
31. What is the theme of your life?
‘Cell Block Tango’, by Cast of Chicago (I knew it. I’m a Scary Feminist)
32. How does the world see you?
‘Jack Sparrow’, by Hans Zimmer (A JOKE?!)
yam.
