On 74, watching a CSI: Miami trailer on TV Mobile
JONNY: That show’s just all about sex la.
DARYL: Ha, yeah. That’s cos the show’s at… eh, I forgot where it’s loca –
JONNY: HOW ABOUT MIAMI??!!
On 156, a phone call
IZZY: Hello?
DARYL: IZZY I AM ON BUS 156 AND I REALLY NEED TO USE A TOILET
IZZY: Er, what?
DARYL: THE NEXT STOP IS YOURS CAN I ALIGHT AND QUICKLY RUN TO YOUR PLACE TO USE THE TOILET
[...]
IZZY: (in full-blown emergency mode) Okay, okay! I’ll run to the bus stop!
DARYL: HURRY IZZY I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE
Seated on a bench, beside the pond, before History Paper 3
SERA: Ping, can I teach your phantom baby German and French?
PING: Oh, my phantom baby would love that.
DARYL: (trying his best to study) This is… the most disturbing conversation I’ve ever heard.
PING: Now you’re hurting my phantom baby’s feelings!
Quotations from Mao (delightfully taken out of context)
“For the last time, NO, and I don’t want to hear anything more about it!” –on Khrushchev’s indiscreet advances
“We shall be able to do things which we could not do before.” –on legalising bestiality
“If you have to shit, shit! If you have to fart, fart! YOU WILL FEEL MUCH BETTER FOR IT.” –on public courtesy and civilised behavior
“In waking a tiger, use a long stick.” –on his wife
yam.
