narcolepsy [nahr-kuh-lep-see]
-noun
Pathology. A condition characterized by frequent and uncontrollable periods of deep sleep.
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Of course I exaggerate. I do not suffer from narcolepsy.
If I did, what an excuse it’d be to either skip the International Baccalaureate examinations or gain an extended exam duration. Or to zone out during History and filter out the constant “o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-or”s — [...]